The joys of bureaucracy (Polysci 102 Lamboozal Spinning)

What do you think? Here’s an interesting quote from a government agency form:

“Signing this form is voluntary, but failing to sign it, or revoking it before we receive the
necessary information could prevent an accurate or timely decision of your claim, and could result in denial or loss of benefits.”

I think it says : If you don’t sign, don’t bother to pine .

Leave some of the best (most word spun) statements you have seen so far. I plan to put a short pocket book edition together on the best bureaucracy statements made from YOUR contributions. You will be credited in the book for your contribution.

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